I swear, this'll be the last time I bash Twi for a while.
A friend linked me this, curse his soul, for the sole purpose of annoying me. It KINDA worked.
I say kinda because it's SO MUCH FUN RIPPING ON THESE PEOPLE.
[link]Dude. THIS...is the Twilight fandom. Look upon this site and know their retardation.
I could literally comment on EVERY SINGLE COMMENT. Nothin' good. I mean, seriously. These girls/boys care NOTHING for their significant other, they only want them to be Edward/Jacob. They fantasize about the most fucking retarded vampires ever to (dis)grace the mythos. They literally DREAM about having a flat relationship that has zero meaning, is totally focused on looks rather than personality. Do you people REALIZE WHAT THE TWILIGHT FANS ARE?!
The Twilight fans are as shallow, stupid, and twisted as the books. Let this sink in for a moment as you read this filth.
[EDIT] Alright, fact is some poor whiney little children can't stand me bashing Twilight and generalizing the fanbase. I'll admit, I'm ALMOST wrong to generalize (look at the goddamned site I linked, you'd see why I'm rather quick to generalize. THEY'RE ALL RETARDED.), but hey. I respect opinions. OPINIONS.
If you like the sorry piece of shit book, that's seriously fine, it's your thing. But if you say it's a GOOD book, well, I gotta draw the line. It's grammatical composition, use of the English language, butchering of the Vampire mythos, and above all, the flat characters and soulless story are obvious failings of the book. It isn't good. It never will be good. You can SAY it's good, but any idiot writer can see that it isn't.
If you like it, that's fine.
If you say it's good, well...no. It's not. Any English major can tell you that, myself included. So seriously, stop sayin' it's the best because it's simply not.
Love you guys. Seriously, I do. But Christ, shut the hell up about such a shitty series, would ya? As long as people praise it, I shall bash it. Live with it. If y'don't like it, I'm sure you can go to the site I linked and converse with people who like the series. Beware the retardation and the posts about how some make out with their huskies cuz they remind them of Jacob.[/EDIT]